I Lied.

Hell yeah.
Turns out my birthday was awesome.
Sex jokes n gossips.
Oh snap. I like.
He replied. We went out not alone but it was enough to fill my mediocre expectations for a love life. Hugs.

Im back bitches

I have no clue how many days are left till I graduate.
I bought this card about a year ago when I knew I was getting a nephew.
I thought it was hilarious. I wished someone sent me this card.
Im a year older today.
So I decided to ask a guy out to have dinner with me today. He didnt reply. Awesome.
I waited for the mail man to come with some gifts, he came but there were no gifts.
Its cold and raining. And Im twenty three yo! twenty3.
I have loads things to do, but I feel like writing a song.
It would be called ' Im twenty three and I still eat cookies in bed motha fuckas!'
Hahaha, that cracked me up abit.
Love.